The Official NBA Bing Bong Power Rankings

Bing Bong

Every outlet in the NBA content universe will churn out an NBA League Pass Rankings this week. Basic. Welcome to the Official NBA BING BONG Power Rankings.

1. BING BONG- New York Knicks

   • 4-1 and on top of the Eastern Conference after an impressive win over the Chicago Bulls.

2. DING DONG- Chicago Bulls

   • Ding Dong the Bulls are Back baby. 4-1 after losing a nail biter to the Knicks.

3. PING PONG- Golden State Warriors

   • Curry and the Warriors whipping the ball around the court on offense.

4. I’M WRONG- Boston Celtics

   

   • The Celtics are so bad and not fun to watch.

5. KING KONG - Memphis Grizzlies

   • Ja Morant destroying defenses that gets in his way.

6. BONG BONG- Los Angeles Lakers

   • You need to be high to enjoy that team right now.

7. RING ON- Charlotte Hornets

   • Notifications every time LaMelo does anything.

8. SING SONG- Minnesota Timberwolves

   

   • The might be…good? And every Anthony Edwards post game interview is music to my ears.

   Full disclosure: We tried to get to 10 but there’s only so many things that rhyme. Sound off with missed opportunities.